They Ask, I Answer
Posted by Mr. ShelbyAug 28
A few months ago I mentioned in a blog entry about anyone with experience having a placenta that is “almost too low.” I’m happy to report that at our 28 week level 2 ultrasound, that everything is now looking perfect. This appointment also gave us a good excuse to get a look at our growing boy. We can’t believe that he is already 3 pounds! We got some great shots, including some chubby baby cheeks on the ultrasound. Shelby also thinks that he has my nose. I take that as a good sign that our RE did not switch our egg or sperm
On my way to work after our appointment, I was thinking about all the ancillary questions I get about Shelby’s pregnancy and it really surprised me about how clueless, intrusive, or crass people can be. Everyone thinks they have a question or advice to offer. Perhaps pregnancy is so “common” (or so they tell me) that everyone feels like an expert. I think I’m too nice, because there have been some choice words I’ve wanted to say. For example;
You’re having a boy? You must be so excited!
I find this curious. People automatically assume that since I have a penis, I want a baby with a penis. Really, I don’t care. Ask Shelby, I don’t even know what to with it anyway and if I don’t know what to do with it, what the heck am I going to do with a baby’s penis. (I kid, I kid) I think people are just so drawn to what they are familiar with, they assume everyone is that way.
Congratulations. Now, you know things will never be the same.
No shit, Sherlock. Things have been the same for the last five years we’ve been trying to make them NOT the same. I think we can handle this.
Did it take you long to get pregnant?
I don’t even know you! What kind of question is that? Yes, it took a long ass time. Longer than you’d expect. I would like to answer “No, it took about 2 pumps leaving Shelby VERY unsatisfied, but hey, I got mine.”
Oh, and please don’t remind me how close, or far November is. I’m counting down the SECONDS, so a reminder is not wanted.
After 5 years, we still walk the path of infertility. 7 IUI's, 1 miscarriage, 1 IVF and tens of thousands of dollars later we find ourselves pregnant. The path is still not clear, but we take it one step at a time.



5 comments
Comment by Shelby on August 28, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Ok, first of all, someone asked if it took long to get pregnant? What dipshit was this? I must know…
Also, I think it’s VERY curious that people have said that you must be excited to be having a boy because usually when I answer with ‘it’s a boy’, I mostly get a very unenthused, “oh, ok”. I’ve never once been asked whether I was excited. It must be because alternatively I have a vagina and society has expected me to want a child with the same.
And lastly, the ‘things will never be the same’ is one of the more annoying cliched statements, to which I would LOVE to reply, ‘You’re kidding? I mean, I really just figured that when I go drinking with my friends that I could strap the kid on my chest and just hope I don’t spill the shots on him.’ *sigh*
Comment by Carrie on August 28, 2009 at 6:02 pm
I like to think that those who ask if it took you long to get pregnant are fellow IFers looking for a way to let you know they understand. Of course on the flip side, they could be a gossipmonger wanting to know if you’ve got good swimmers. Because, you know, that’s their buisness and stuff.
Comment by Another Dreamer on August 30, 2009 at 12:15 am
That made me snicker.
I’m often astounded by people’s reactions to so many things, nothing so much as reproduction though.
I don’t think they realize what they’re actually saying most of the time. Don’t realize, don’t try to… it all equals the same thing… foot in mouth.
Comment by Betsy on September 9, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Annoying! More people than not ask if it took us a long time, I guess because I’ve been with husband since college and married 7 years. My current least favorite is a smug and condescending “ha, you have no idea what you’re in for.” Yes, I know. I’m trying the best I can to prepare, and not assuming that I know anything. But, there is no way for me to KNOW what I’m in for, so give me a freaking break!
GRRRRR!
Comment by Leah on September 15, 2009 at 7:58 am
Mr. Shelby- I have left the same comment on Shelby’s site. I miss your witty blogs… I hope that your absence is because you are on a babymoon! just wanted to let you know that I (and others, i am sure) am checking in on you.
An avid reader trying to become a better commenter.
Leah