I came across an amusing article today that claims that “ugly” men produce more sperm per ejaculate.

Ladies, I don’t mean to brag, but it took 5 years of sex, procedures, timed cycles, IUI’s and an IVF with ICSI to knock up the misses.

You know what that means???

I am one HOT piece of ass.

If you’d like to line up and get a picture taken with me, please the line starts over there. It will be the best $10 you’ve ever spent! Hey, I need to repay our years of procedures back in one way or another!

What’s that you say?

Being in debt to conceive isn’t so hot?

Damn!

Guess the world needs to balance itself out in one way or another.