My Self Fulfilling Prophecy
Posted by Mr. ShelbyMay 11
It’s true, Shelby and I were high school sweethearts, but there was a few months where that wasn’t the case. I half-heartily blame my infertility on one very defining moment that I remember like it was yesterday. Let me take you back about 13 years…
Shelby and I were attached at the hip. We spent every second together and when we didn’t we’d constantly write in journals and share them with each other. If I wasn’t with Shelby, I was dreaming about her. As teenagers, armed with an endless supply of energy and calories to spare, we’d stay up until 2 in the morning eating clam chowder in bread bowls, or an entire carton of Ben and Jerry’s Peanut Butter Cup ice cream. We were so young, and taught each other so much and “exercise” was plentiful. I remember ditching my S.A.T preparation classes and spending the day with Shelby instead. For some reason, I still distinctly remember what she was wearing that day; Wrangler jeans, and a plaid button down shirt tied into a knot at the stomach to tantalize me with her mid-drift. I got busted for ditching that class though. The ex-girlfriend, who was completely jealous, and called my home to make sure I was “ok” since I wasn’t in class. Totally worth it though.
After meeting at Starbucks for the first time, our “real” first date was a big one. Shelby invited me to her Senior prom. It was a great time, and I laugh at how innocent and nervous we both were. What kind of teenagers stay up late, alone in a spa don’t mess around? We started the exchange of journals early in the relationship. I remember sitting on my bed with her writing in a journal, letting her read it, she’d write back and the cycle continues. I really wanted to kiss her, but was too shy and was afraid she didn’t want to. Turns out we both wanted to, but neither of us knew what to say. In a journal entry, I wrote: “What if we were going to go out to dinner and I was thinking of filet mignon, and you were thinking of having hot dogs instead?” This was my failed attempt at an analogy of me wanting to kiss, but her wanting to just hold hands or something. Yes, it was that pathetic. My 30 year old self would giggle at the suggestion of “hot dogs” but my 17 year old self was proud of his analogy skills. Eventually, and it might even have been that same day (actually, it was. We even talked about hot dogs and filet on the way), we shared our first kiss at a park near my house. Years later, this was the same park where I asked Shelby to marry me. Sounds like a perfect story? Well, we did have a slight hiccup along the way.
What happened a few months later is something I’m not proud of and was even reluctant to share. I find that fact mildly amusing given how open I am about everything else on this blog, but I won’t dwell on that. After dating Shelby for a while, I did something stupid. I had a female friend whom I developed a crush on and decided that she would be a better fit for me. Shelby and I broke up. That’s a story for another time and a high school break up isn’t really a pretty sight anyway. Soon after starting this relationship with my friend turned girlfriend, the weight of my mistake was in full force. I was immature, and wanted what I couldn’t have.
Shelby did a good job at ignoring me, and deservedly so. I was even desperate enough to leave notes on her car in hopes she’d read them. She probably did, but never indicated it. I was desperate to get back together with her, or at least see her. My teenage mind kept trying to scheme up ways to run into her. Not surprisingly, my relationship with the new girlfriend didn’t last very long, and I found myself alone. Alone and regretting breaking up with Shelby. Eventually I would figure out a way to see her again.
When Shelby and I were together, before I made my near life-changing mistake. Things were hot and heavy after our first kiss. We quickly graduated from hot dogs, to filet mingon, to multiple course dinners, if you get my drift. There were times we’d make out at near by parks. I enjoyed every minute of it, though I can’t say I miss making out with jeans on. Denim and rubbing crotches isn’t really the most comfortable thing in the entire world, especially when you realize you’ve been doing it with a yellow school bus full of kids parked next to you. Oops. Sorry kids.
Now, as I found myself alone, missing Shelby and miserable, I begin to scheme how to see her again. Finally it hits me. After we graduated from making out with denim on, all the way to “doing it,” we had to learn the “in’s and out’s” of each other all over again (*chuckle*). There was one such time where, hmmm, let’s just say the car was not quite aligned with the tunnel and there was some uncomfortable smashin of body “parts.” Shelby’s pelvic bone made for a painful introduction to my mini-me. It wasn’t the best feeling in the entire world, it hurt even, but I got over it, quickly.
I realize that this one, insignificant event will allow me to see Shelby again. Like everything else in our relationship, we journaled about that event. We called it the “broken wookie” incident. It held no significant except for a fun thing to write about. Now, I don’t remember how or why she likened my parts to a wookie, but I’ll take that as a complement. My scheme is coming together; I let Shelby know that I needed that journal to know when the broken wookie event took place since I wanted a doctor to look at it and was worried about my baby making future. It was totally manipulative, and it totally worked. Shelby agreed to meet me somewhere and return the journal.
The day we agree to meet arrives. I’m sitting at a table, outside of starbucks, waiting for her. My heart is pounding and I’m pretending to be reading a book on programming Java hoping to impress Shelby. (I doubt she noticed). I can still see Shelby walking towards me in slow motion. Her beautiful blue eyes were like daggers boring into me. She was wearing a long black dress with flowers on it and looking so very hot. She said one word to me, “here” as she tossed the journal onto the table, turned and was gone. The vision of her would haunt my mind for days after seeing her. If I was older, and more mature, I would have understood that spending so much time getting dressed up, and looking HOT was a sign that she still (hopefully) cared about me. Well, either that, or more likely showing me what I’m missing and damn did I miss it.
Today, I find it mildly interesting, amusing almost, that I used my fertility as a way to see Shelby again. Little did I know what was in store for us and infertility. Part of me wonders if the universe punished me for breaking up with Shelby, for dating my friend turned girlfriend, and for using fertility as a tool to see Shelby again. Regardless of my self fulfilling prophecy, it enabled me to see her again, and for that I am eternally grateful. Potent, or impotent all the same.
A few months after the journal incident, I received a call from Shelby. We agree to see each other again. Somehow, I make my amends and she accepts them. I can still remember her staring at my lips waiting for me to kiss her and seal our future together. There were no journal entries, talk of hot dogs, filet mingon, or anything else in between, just two reunited lovers.
After 5 years, we still walk the path of infertility. 7 IUI's, 1 miscarriage, 1 IVF and tens of thousands of dollars later we find ourselves pregnant. The path is still not clear, but we take it one step at a time.



10 comments
Comment by Heather R. on May 11, 2009 at 1:51 pm
I cannot express myself in written word as eloquently as you have done, I can only say that every time I check in on you I leave filled with emotion. You do great work, sir.
Comment by Shelby on May 11, 2009 at 4:05 pm
“We quickly graduated from hot dogs, to filet mingon, to multiple course dinners, if you get my drift.” Um, in defense of my honor, I would like to say that ‘quickly’ was a months long process, thank you much.
Also, I totally bought that dress just for that meeting, but you forgot to mention that I was also with a girlfriend and two really hot guys (to make you jealous!)! Yes, they were really dumb and boring hot guys, but you didn’t know it at the time and that was the point! I think I gave some Oscar winning performances in those days because while I expertly ignored you, I also talked about you constantly.
Comment by Best When Used By on May 11, 2009 at 5:06 pm
What a sweet story! So romantic! And you know, every good story needs a bit of a twist, something that makes you afraid it might not work out….but of course love wins out and all is well in the end! Perfect!
I also wanted to congratulate you on winning the essay contest! It was touching, brutally honest, gut wrenching and said things that many of us can’t bring ourselves to admit. Like about being petty and selfish in choosing to miss out on some of life’s events because the pain of our own loss is so great. Thank you for opening yourself up.
Comment by Mr. Shelby on May 11, 2009 at 5:09 pm
@Best When Used By: Thanks! I’m gald you enjoyed the post. Check out the original post if you’d like. Getting it down to 500 words was PAINFUL!
Mr. Shelby
Comment by banditgirl on May 11, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, still have butterflies in my stomach, your story was so powerful!
Comment by Betsy on May 11, 2009 at 7:16 pm
What a great story! Ahhhh, young love
I often reflect on fertility-related things in my past and wonder if I jinxed myself or am getting my payback. I don’t think that’s the case for any of us…it is so random. So happy this story has a happy ending!
Comment by Beautiful Mess on May 11, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Awww how sweet! I love Mrs. Shelby’s add in. I kind of figured she meant to make you squirm with that dress, though. Glad love won in the end.
Comment by Nina on May 12, 2009 at 7:04 am
That was highly romantical. Don’t worry, Mrs Shelby, we all knew better. “Quickly” means different things to men before and after the “if you get my drift.”
Anyway, I don’t believe in self-fulfilling prophecies. I think infertility just happens for no good reason to good people and we all drew the short straw. In my opinion. I just wish we could control it somehow and “infertilize” the people who need to be. (Like a certain couple I met recently who thought it was funny that their 8-year-old was smacking adults and flipping birds. Can you imagine?)
Comment by Hope2morrow on May 12, 2009 at 12:41 pm
I want you to know that I totally enjoy reading your blog and think it is awesome you have joined Shelby on her blogging adventures. Your stories brought back some of my own high school adventures and made me giggle. This is such a love story, and it sounds like you two are perfect to be together.
Thanks for a wonderful, memory-filled, uplifting post!
Comment by sunflowerchilde on May 12, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Wow, this was so sweet and romantic. Shelby is very lucky. My husband also write very sweet things to me, and occasionally comes up with some very romantic stuff, but we’re not high school sweethearts.